Monday, August 19, 2013

Chainsaw Suicide


David Phyall, a 50-year-old British man, didn't want to leave his apartment block, which was set to be demolished.
Alternative accommodations were offered to him 11 times, but David just wasn't taking.

One by one, all his neighbors moved out, leaving him the sole holdout rattling around in a condemned apartment building all on his own.

Something had to give and it turned out that something was going to be David's vertebrae.
See, he had a plan that was definitely going to cost him his safety deposit, and make a hell of a chore for the cleaning staff.

David tied a chainsaw to the leg of a table, laid down with his neck against it, set the saw on a 15-minute timer, then took a stiff drink and then took a cocktail of pills to knock himself out.
He rested the saw on his neck and once he passed out, the timer went off – slicing through his neck in an instant.


Cops and paramedics found his blood-soaked corpse ten days ago after his dad John raised the alarm.

A Hampshire police source said: “What greeted them was a horrific sight. The head was severed and there was a considerable amount of blood.

“He seemed to have gone into a great amount of detail to end it all.”



What is the truth?

This is unfortunately a true story.

Ron Turtle, residents’ association chairman, said: “They offered him several places that were similar but he just didn’t want to move. They had to go to court. It is a very sad situation.”

Chainsaw suicides happens.
There is word off cases that people saw there head off by a dare or bet.

Drunk? Depressed? Angry? Stay away from chainsaws!
Or friends with a chainsaw...


Sunday, August 4, 2013

The Nurse


A girl finished nursing school and started to work in a new hospital.

She really likes her job, but she found it difficult to get along with the people she worked with.

Most of her colleagues are young doctors who had just finished medical school.
The young doctors really liked to party and pull pranks on each other.

She found it very difficult to live with them in the residence next to the hospital.
They made too much noise and stayed up very late at night.

The nurse worked very long hours and really needed all the sleep she could get.
Whenever she complained about their behavior, the doctors just laughed in her face and told her to shut her mouth.

The nurse eventually reported the doctors to the hospital manager, and they got in all sorts of trouble.
The doctors started to really hate the nurse and start to plan the perfect revenge!

One of the doctors came up with a really sick prank and all the other ones agreed to help.

That night, they broke into the mortuary in the hospital basement and sawed the arm of a corpse.

They sneaked into the nurse`s bedroom and put the severed arm under her bedclothes.
They placed it at the bottom of the bed so that when she lay down, her feet would touch the rotting arm.

The young doctors stood around in the hallway waiting for the nurse to go to bed.
As the girl entered her bedroom , the doctors had to stop themselves from laughing out loud.




The nurse was suspicious of their behavior, but she was too tired and stressed to care and went into her bedroom, closing the door behind her.

The men waited impatiently in the hallway for the nurse to find the severed arm in her bed.
But they didn`t hear a scream, no angry yells... only silence.

After a while the doctors got fed up waiting and decided to turn in for the night.
They assumed that they had placed the arm too far down in the bed and the nurse must not have felt it.

The next morning, the doctors went to check on the nurse. Hoping she have found the arm.
Receiving no answer when they knocked on the door, they turned the handle and went inside.

The room seemed to be completely empty.
The doctors searched the nurse`s bedroom and opened her closet.

They found the nurse curled up in the corner of the closet.
With her back towards them.
The doctors heard a shewing sound coming from her.

One of the doctors grabbed her shoulder to turn her around.

Her hair had turned grey and white.
Her eyes were rolled back in her head and she had gone totally insane.
Her face looked like it had aged 20 years.

But fear stroke them when they saw the horrible sight of the nurse shewing on the severed arm.
And a little smile appeared on her face.